Steve Jobs will be remembered for making the iPhone tougher than Chuck Norris.
In honor of Steve Jobs, we give respect to one of his greatest creations that revolutionized the way we communicate with each other and consume content -- the iPhone.
As we all know, the iPhone is tougher than Chuck Norris:
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks its closet for the iPhone. Too bad he didn't look under the bed.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, he still is very, very, very polite to his iPhone.
But even being all tough, it can still help out with your romantic game:
Hey baby. iPhone you tomorrow?
I AM happy to see you but thats just an iPhone in my pocket.
How much does my new iPhone weigh? Enough to break the ice. Can I enter in your phone number?
Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?
But even with all of the corniness, the iPhone is very diversed. Who needs thousands of dollars worth of instruments when you can just give each of your band members an iPhone:
To Steve Jobs!
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